My New Years Bash 2008! . . . (p.s. I hate TACO BELL!)

January 2, 2008

My wild new years was spent puking and exiting all materials from all orafaces due to a maligned burrito from Taco Bell. Thank you Tina for being there to confort me as I cried and moaned like an infant all night!Happy F**king New Years Taco Bell! 

Thank’s for having employess who do not wash their hands. . . . you’d make Typhoid Mary proud. 

Which Taco Bell is to blame?

This one:

1016 E Anderson Ln
Austin, TX 78752

STAY FAR AWAY! (lest you desire the pain of death!)


FedEx agrees . . . Bear will beat the Ninja!

December 20, 2007

How awesome! In a recent FedEx comercial, the Ninja vs. Bear question is asked. This really is the greatest hypotheical fight ever . . . can you think of something better?

Here’s the clip, enjoy 🙂

Rob Newman’s History of Oil

December 11, 2007

 Rob Newman’s insightful stand-up comedy routine on how oil has affected history over the past 100 years.

So much truth in what is said. The humor only adds to the idea that people will actually remember the information presented. This is how history should be taught!

The world’s fastest clapper!

December 11, 2007

Check this guy out . . . it sound like a drum solo and he’s very serious about his clapping.

I originally found this on